How About Another Cake? CAKE!

Your mother

2007-09-24T18:58:00.001-07:00

is a bus.

Grawr

2007-07-06T15:00:00.001-07:00

Grawr.

2006-12-21T12:27:00.000-08:00

Today I ate dinner

Win.

Translating ki is hard !

2006-10-08T11:08:00.000-07:00

And so I didn't bother.

Sarcasm iz teh hotness.

2006-09-25T10:32:00.000-07:00

I love blogspot. I wish I could post everyday.

2006-08-05T04:32:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! I've just got back from my summer trip! I think it's been the best holiday I've ever had. I'm just organising my photos, so in a day or so i'll give you a full blog!

Here's Another Bit of Maths No-One Cares About (Mars Part 2)

2006-05-11T08:30:00.000-07:00

Well, as for the actual journey itself, Mars, at its closest point of orbit, is about 48,000,000 miles away. Being that I'm hardcore, it only took me 23.6 minutes to get there, which would make my average speed 122,033,909 miles per hour. To put that in terms you people can understand, it would do this to your face:

As you can see, I'm having fun

2006-05-08T06:02:00.000-07:00

So today I went to Mars! Phew, that was a highly aggressive trip. First, I had to totally get myself a spacerocket to get there!

So like some guy hooked me up with this total mean machine, for only £3000! Bargain! It needed a bit of work, but man, that Gypsy Phil sure knows how to give a youngight away I got to work on it, because although Gypsy Phil assured me it was space worthy, I had to get myself some DOPE HARDWARE. I'm not sure what that is, by my friend Jim who's from the street and likes crap music said it was a cool thing to have.
'98 Schitternwagon

£3.99 Argos man its on

Yeah so after about 15.34 seconds of customising I was ready. I can't show you exactly what my spaceride looks like, because it'll blow off your brain with the sheer shot of awesome that it generates, but it looks a little bit like this:

I had to make the picture smaller so you didnt choke on how cool my rocketship is.

Anyway, more on this story later.

@£$%&

2006-05-07T16:14:00.000-07:00

Missing...something....somehow...

All Hail the Leader!

2006-04-05T12:43:00.000-07:00

So like, Chinese oral today. After a few hours of revision and writing crap on my arm for "stealth knowledge" purposes (with Jamie intent on bringing us down with him!), we went and fact Her Royal Hotness, Kawaii Sensei. I actually didnt do bad at all, but Jamie got....given her email address DUN DUN DUN! And I thought we were supposed to be punished for failure? Joel entertained Sensei with his [juggling] ball trick, and came off with only a stern talking to.

All work and no play makes Mao an angry leader

Bloggerisation

2006-04-05T11:05:00.000-07:00

So, in keeping with having an account of blog, I have decided to actually set up a thingy to put words on.

Revisiwhatnow?

2006-04-04T23:34:00.000-07:00

While the general consensus was that we shoulda been revising for upcoming oralisative tests, we the lads felt it more appropriate to celebrate the newly discovered "Sun" now available in Liverland:

The "Sun"

Here's what Wiki has to say about the Sun:

Invented in 1972 by Tibetian Monks, the Sun was popular in many part of the world, where it was used as a primative lighting system. Due to heavy taxes, and a brief period of time when it was controlled by the Pope, the Sun was unavailable from 1982-1995. During this time (known as the Popist Sunappriation), people took using gloworms to provide light for reading. North Korea was the first to suspend a replacement Sun above their land, however, due to lack of a population, no one was able to make any use of it. Currently, The USA is considering annexing the Sun to provide energy for their Queen Gloworm.

So there you have it. We got a carryout and had a few at Jimbo's before heading to Ken's Lesson. Music was provided by means of my guitar and some improv singering.

Gimp Escort?

Artist's Impression

Touring in a Toilet Near You

Bout Bloody Time!

2006-04-03T20:01:00.000-07:00

Wewt! Yay for imports.

(Good job my flatmate picked it up...I'd forgotten it was gonna be delivered...)

Monday

2006-04-03T19:58:00.000-07:00

On Monday I decided to abandon the homestead, as I was beggining to find it a bit, well, oppressive. Nowt to do except bare the brunt of everything, so I quit the place and headed up to London to get a train to Liverland. Of course, usual story, missed the train I was aiming for, so had to face an hour's wait at the least for the next train. I had a few quid in my pocket, so I decided to jump on the tube for a bit and mooch around London.

This would have been more fun, had I known where anything was...

After a brief browse at the Japan centre (overpriced food and books, cheap tix to Japland), I was gonna call it quits when...

I found MAPPAGE!

This duely aquired, I sat in BoogerKing and looked for Chinatown. Seems it was like, 2 streets away, so maybe i didnt really need the map or owt.

Chinatown was crap as ever, really not so much fun on your tod, but eh, summat to do. Grabbed some Japanisch dinner and headed back for trainage.

Zipangu. Legendary.

Uni is sooo the place to be.