So today I went to Mars! Phew, that was a highly aggressive trip. First, I had to totally get myself a spacerocket to get there!

So like some guy hooked me up with this total mean machine, for only £3000! Bargain! It needed a bit of work, but man, that Gypsy Phil sure knows how to give a youngight away I got to work on it, because although Gypsy Phil assured me it was space worthy, I had to get myself some DOPE HARDWARE. I'm not sure what that is, by my friend Jim who's from the street and likes crap music said it was a cool thing to have.
'98 Schitternwagon












£3.99 Argos man its on

Yeah so after about 15.34 seconds of customising I was ready. I can't show you exactly what my spaceride looks like, because it'll blow off your brain with the sheer shot of awesome that it generates, but it looks a little bit like this:



I had to make the picture smaller so you didnt choke on how cool my rocketship is.

Anyway, more on this story later.