Here's Another Bit of Maths No-One Cares About (Mars Part 2)

Well, as for the actual journey itself, Mars, at its closest point of orbit, is about 48,000,000 miles away. Being that I'm hardcore, it only took me 23.6 minutes to get there, which would make my average speed 122,033,909 miles per hour. To put that in terms you people can understand, it would do this to your face:





















As you can see, I'm having fun

So today I went to Mars! Phew, that was a highly aggressive trip. First, I had to totally get myself a spacerocket to get there!

So like some guy hooked me up with this total mean machine, for only £3000! Bargain! It needed a bit of work, but man, that Gypsy Phil sure knows how to give a youngight away I got to work on it, because although Gypsy Phil assured me it was space worthy, I had to get myself some DOPE HARDWARE. I'm not sure what that is, by my friend Jim who's from the street and likes crap music said it was a cool thing to have.
'98 Schitternwagon












£3.99 Argos man its on

Yeah so after about 15.34 seconds of customising I was ready. I can't show you exactly what my spaceride looks like, because it'll blow off your brain with the sheer shot of awesome that it generates, but it looks a little bit like this:



I had to make the picture smaller so you didnt choke on how cool my rocketship is.

Anyway, more on this story later.

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Missing...something....somehow...